Can I get MY money, please? - I say...

- No, lady... you cant.

- What about if I show you the police certification that my purse got stolen?

- No, lady... you cant.

- What about if I bring a copy of my ID?

- No, lady... you cant.

- So, you are telling me that you have my money in there, and because a guy stole my purse, ID's and cards, I have to be going around the city with NO money.

- Yes, ma'am, you are right. No ID, No money.