Philosophy of Housecleaning

I needed to share this:

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I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and
don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get
in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because
My husband
will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because
I don't want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me
over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

And REMEMBER...